WHAT THE SHIT?!

YOOO! What the fuck is this? These camo foams are atrocious. Gentry Humphrey can't be serious with these shits. Who is in Gentry's ear?

This looks like some shit Master P would rock in the late 90s, bruh. Stupid ass paintball camo shoes, man. Man if they're gonna make Master P-camo Foamposite, why not make a Foam with one of those ugly ass Master P album covers on it?

Nike sportswear puts out some real garbage from time to time. Fix this shit, Gentry.

No Thank You

"Handle The Wood Or Ride The Pine."

What the fuck?! I know "ride the pine" is a reference to sitting on the bench, but "handle the wood"? Is that some kind of baseball reference that I'm unaware of? This shirt is suspect as hell. Shit sounds like an ultimatum that a pedophile youth coach would give to one of his players. Who came up with this shit, Jerry Sandusky? Too soon? 

Spalding Rubbish

Did any of you notice Mario Chalmers rocking these while he was destroying the Thunder last night?

This shit has zero appeal. I can't even figure out who Spalding's target market is when it comes to kicks. Are they payless priced?

I know they also got Jimmer Fredette wearing these shits, but he'd have to get on the court for anyone to even notice. I'd rather hoop in Starbury joints than this lame ass shit.

Man, if my agent tried to convince me to sign with Spalding his ass would be fired yesterday.